Discussion in 'Multi-Media Adventures' started by Old Greg, Jul 14, 2011.
>reach up and grab one of those small green lances floating to the left of your face
>Stop groping that sheep and get to your house.
You equip your -1 MUDCRAFT SATCHEL. Looking at your current DONNING SCHEMA, you note that your MUDCRAFT SACK is occupying your Thorax slot, but that all your other slots are empty.
Your -1 MUDCRAFT SATCHEL only has one inventory slot, unfortunately, and it's occupied by the prized gold buckle from the last sheep rodeo. A whole 0.8 carat gold! You're pretty sure the rest of it is rock-hard old cheddar.
Besides, you'd never want to get near any pimple cream. Why endanger your precious acne?
The ARBOREAL UNIT is not close enough to equip!
As you gallavant across the hills and fields, you spy another shepherd, down below. It’s Gregor, a total churl. He always gets the peasant girls because he has four sheep, even though he makes them wear those stupid MUDCRAFT HATs. No one seems to notice that you have way more pimples than he does.
Sleeping on the job, as usual. What a douche.
You’d stop to do some ragamuffin-esque mischief on your sleeping rival, but you need to get home before mom shoots more arrows at you.
Greet your mother
Say hello to angry Captain Zaven.
Full speed ahead
>Back flip off sheep and let it ram into him.
Mom is looking as sleek and feminine as ever, find out what is burning at such an alarming rate inside your mudhut that would cause such thick and constant billows of smoke.
>reach into bag and apply visine eyedrops to sheep.
>swap gregor's eyes with the sheep's
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