Zekester: The Feudal Farce

Discussion in 'Multi-Media Adventures' started by Old Greg, Jul 14, 2011.

  1. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    >reach up and grab one of those small green lances floating to the left of your face
  2. biggs hoson

    biggs hoson ghosts need love too

    >Stop groping that sheep and get to your house.
  3. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

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    You equip your -1 MUDCRAFT SATCHEL. Looking at your current DONNING SCHEMA, you note that your MUDCRAFT SACK is occupying your Thorax slot, but that all your other slots are empty.

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    Your -1 MUDCRAFT SATCHEL only has one inventory slot, unfortunately, and it's occupied by the prized gold buckle from the last sheep rodeo. A whole 0.8 carat gold! You're pretty sure the rest of it is rock-hard old cheddar.

    Besides, you'd never want to get near any pimple cream. Why endanger your precious acne?


    The ARBOREAL UNIT is not close enough to equip!

    ONWARD!
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    As you gallavant across the hills and fields, you spy another shepherd, down below. It’s Gregor, a total churl. He always gets the peasant girls because he has four sheep, even though he makes them wear those stupid MUDCRAFT HATs. No one seems to notice that you have way more pimples than he does.

    Sleeping on the job, as usual. What a douche.

    You’d stop to do some ragamuffin-esque mischief on your sleeping rival, but you need to get home before mom shoots more arrows at you.

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    Welp.
  4. Bandages

    Bandages Dr. Stringz

    Greet your mother
  5. Swari

    Swari Beepy Lobster Man

    Say hello to angry Captain Zaven.
  6. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    Ram him

    Full speed ahead
  7. biggs hoson

    biggs hoson ghosts need love too

    >Back flip off sheep and let it ram into him.
  8. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    Mom is looking as sleek and feminine as ever, find out what is burning at such an alarming rate inside your mudhut that would cause such thick and constant billows of smoke.
  9. ShyGuy

    ShyGuy Guest

    >reach into bag and apply visine eyedrops to sheep.
  10. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    >swap gregor's eyes with the sheep's

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