Zekester: The Feudal Farce

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  1. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

    Hey all! This particular adventure may or may not have pictures, depending on how busy I am at any given time. Also, heads up, I'll be giving preference to the first posters so as to not feel responsible for having to choose between multiple excellent posts.


    You are a PIMPLY-FACED PEASANT YOUTH. You have taken your mother's sheep out to graze in the countryside for a while, which is an awesome excuse to catch a few Z's. You have THREE SHEEP and a MUDCRAFT SHEPHERD'S CANE. You are wearing a MUDCRAFT SACK. Nearby, there's a -1 MUDCRAFT SATCHEL, a FUGLY MUSHROOM, and a HANDY ROCK. In the distance there's an ARBOREAL COPSE and a MINOR ENTROPIC HENGE. How quaint.

    Obvious exits are pretty much everywhere, cause, well, you're outside.

    In your dreams, you are in a mystical land in which you are, for reasons unknown to you, asked to choose a name. How strange. You should probably comply, or you might have YON NIGHT TERRORS and wet your trendy mud sack.
  2. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    Doofus McGarnagle

    alternatively, Ezekiel "Zekester" Brown
  3. Swari

    Swari Beepy Lobster Man

    David Purris
  4. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

    Heinrick Pizzaface
  5. Bandages

    Bandages Dr. Stringz

    Mudshorts Fucklad
  6. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

    You choose the name Doofus McGarnagle, but chaos beings from the dream-aether shake their head-pods and sigh. Better choose another name.
    You offer them the option of Ezekiel "Zekester" Brown instead. They seem pleased in a somewhat squishy way.


    Suddenly, you are awakened by the rude thwip of an ARROW landing inches from your head. It seems to have a BADLY DRAWN ROLL OF PARCHMENT attached to it.

    You briefly recall your dream, and find it odd that your subconscious just happened to pick your actual name. What are the chances!
  7. Bandages

    Bandages Dr. Stringz

    Retrieve scroll

    Use to wipe drool off mouth

    Discard afterwards
  8. biggs hoson

    biggs hoson ghosts need love too

    >Use paper to wipe face, seeing as how you are almost certainly illiterate.

    EDIT: Ninja'd
  9. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    >wonder why someone would throw away a perfectly good arrow

    >eat the arrow
  10. Swari

    Swari Beepy Lobster Man

    Eat fugly mushroom.
  11. Varkarrus

    Varkarrus I have class

    Take off your sheep costume and stab that sleepy kid.
  12. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

    The PARCHMENT proves to be an extremely effective napkin. You didn't seem to smear the obviously irrelevant text on it, and you gingerly place it back around the arrow.

    Gah! No matter how you grunt and masticate, you cannot seem to get the arrow down your gullet. After a few tooth-breaking attempts, you realize that you must get your PEASANTECH much higher before you can consume materials such as stone and uncooked wood.

    You run a train on that mushroom.
    Bleh, you don't feel so good. Maybe eating raw, unidentified mushrooms isn't all that healthy.

    Your flagrant attack on your body's well-being increases your ACNOMETER by 1, growing you a new PIMPLE! Doot Doo doo doo DOOO!

    His time has not yet come.
  13. Bandages

    Bandages Dr. Stringz

    Read Parchment
  14. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    >look for whoever shot the arrow

    >and then eat them
  15. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    Show off how you won your prized gold buckle at the last sheep rodeo and ride that buck-a-roo!
  16. ShyGuy

    ShyGuy Guest

    big sheep: assert dominance over other sheep with laws of perspective.
  17. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

    More nagging from your mother. She's been trying to keep up with ridiculous trends from Cofmo magazine, such as replacing S's with F's. It's so embarrassing.

    You seem to remember that your mother is EAST near YON HOVEL.

    The sheep doesn't seem to be putting up much of a fight, obviously due to your unparalleled mastery of the art of sitting on a sheep.

    You have begun to develop your SHEEP CAVALRY Action Schema.

    You cannot perform this action at this time, as you are DEBILITATINGLY ENCUMBERED.
  18. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    Look in your bag for pimple cream. Then drink it.
  19. Swari

    Swari Beepy Lobster Man

    Ride your mount to your mother's house.
  20. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

    That sheep looks kind of high.
    This sheep might be unsafe to ride.
    Do it anyway.

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