You are a baby animal

Discussion in 'Textventures' started by Varkarrus, Feb 19, 2014.

  1. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    In all the excitement, you've forgotten--are you a girl baby manatee or a boy baby manatee?
  2. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    boy because the possibility of a shoving match sounds hilarious
  3. ectocal

    ectocal Hapster

    flip a coin

    e: no wait ask mama
  4. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    You're a boy, and one day you will be a man.
    With a full, thick mustache and rippling biceps.
    Like most manatees.
  5. baby girl manatee with the most sculpted set of abs ever set upon the manatee race.

    also start a rap battle with the turtle from a distance.
  6. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    You are a boy manatee, of course! Someday you will grow up and you will be big and strong and eat a lot of seaweed. But right now you are only a baby manatee.

    Anyway you still see the turtle and you want to be friends. You think mama will not mind so much if you try to be friends but you dont want to go so far away. You chirp at the turtle from where you are and the turtle clicks. Friends!! You chirp at friend turtle some more and it is mostly quiet but sometimes it clicks and it is looking at you. The turtle is your friend. It is not a baby turtle.

    Suddenly you hear a weird noise that is not a turtle. It is a noise in the water and above the water. Mama is talking to you come back, baby she says. You say why mama what is that noise. You do not know what the noise is but you go to mama anyway. Goodbye friend turtle you say. The turtle is gone and you want to see it again. You go to mama.

    Now you see what is making the noise. It is a big shadow on the water and the back of it is making bubbles. You say what is that mama. She says it is a boat. She says sometimes a boat is okay but you have to be careful of the boat or you can get hurt. You do not understand what hurt is but you say okay mama.

    The boat stops making noise now and it is not moving or making bubbles. Why did it stop moving mama you say. She said baby she said sometimes the boats stop when we are around because they like to look at us. It is okay but if you are scared it is okay. There are people on the boat. You do not know what is a people and you do not know if you are scared or not.

    What do you do?
  7. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    Oh man, you have to go up to that boat and see if you're scared or not.
    Also to show those hairless apes what REAL animals are like!
    Maybe even do a flip. Can manatees do flips?
  8. Xenothral

    Xenothral Your Friendly Neighbourhood Space Captain

    I guess we'll find out! Do a flip for the people!
  9. ectocal

    ectocal Hapster

    Bump the boat

    Not the shiny bits
  10. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    > Why don't you go and say Hello?_
  11. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    You are a boy and you a brave boy baby manatee you think!! You swim to the boat but not so fast so mama can follow you. When you get closer to the surface you can hear weird noises, chirpy-chattery noises, some are higher and some are lower. You ask mama what is that is that the people. She says yes baby that is the people, they make those noises but not noises like us and we cant understand them. Oh you say but she says if they start squeaking she says it means they are happy. You want to make the peoples happy so you move up to the surface to peek and mama does the same next to you. Yes and the peoples start squeaking a little, there is two big ones and a littler one, they look very strange and for a second you are scared but you say no I am not scared and so you go close to the boat.

    The littler people reaches out of the boat and starts reaching a fin toward you and yes you are a little scared you move away and one of the big people grabs the little peoples flipper and shakes its head left and right. You dont know what that means but you are not scared now and you get close again and they all keep their flippers still and they are chirping very quietly. You say to mama mama what are they doing. Watching us she says. They like to do that she says. Its ok.

    So you stay still a little while and watch the peoples watching you but soon you are bored and you chirp at mama mama Im bored and Im hungry. She says ok baby lets go. You go back under and you go a little away from the boat and it starts purring and making bubbles again and you watch it go away. Good-bye peoples you think. They were weird you think but not very scary.

    Suddenly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You feel a little bigger and stronger because you have leveled up!! Now you are a level one baby manatee! Yay!!!!!!!!

    Chapter 1 of Baby Manatee Complete

    You are now a different baby animal. What are you?
  12. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

  13. inverted L-block

    inverted L-block Chucklefuck

  14. pangolin x2 combo wombo
  15. ectocal

    ectocal Hapster

  16. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    A babby Moose.
    Which is still essentially the size of a truck.
  17. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    > Seconding Baby Moose._
  18. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    Thirding Baby Moose and adding a party hat.
  19. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    seconding, thirding, and fourthing elephant
  20. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    YOU ARE MOOSE.

    You are moose new-born. Mother snuffles at you. Air is warm and dry. Grass all around. Mother comes close down and whispers your moose-name. What is. It.

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