THE WORLD WIDE WEB IS IN DANGER

Discussion in 'Multi-Media Adventures' started by Tesseract, Aug 12, 2011.

  1. Captain Zaven

    Captain Zaven ribbed for her pleasure

  2. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

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    Ben Stiller is so excited to have a new Cyber ID, he turbo-bounces around in front of you!

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    A cybercitizen gives you the scoop: Boss Virus and his goons have attacked RAMville so they can datajack the codebank and steal all the binary!

    No time to lose, to the bank!

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    Holy F4! It's Boss Virus, up to no good! He hasn't noticed you yet, so you and your pals might be able to get the drop on him if you keep quiet.
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  3. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

  4. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

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    You make some noise to distract Boss Virus while your companions investigate.

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    But his goons catch you!

    "Ey, looks like we got a lousy do-gooder sneakin' around! You know what we do to do-gooders?

    We DELETE THEM!"

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    "'less they can solve this math problem, but ain't no-one's ever done it before!"
  5. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    The answer to that is clearly 42.
  6. ectocal

    ectocal Hapster

  7. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    violence is the answer
  8. gingerale

    gingerale Dread Pirate

    roll for bluff
  9. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

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    You ask boss virus why he hasn't solved it himself, if he's so smart.

    "Oy, I already know the answer y'see, it's 56 and-"

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    "WE'VE BEEN HAD, BOYZ! CURSE YOU, DR. BINAAAAAAAAARY!"

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    Boss Virus and his cronies disappear in a poof of smoke.

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    "Totally radical, dude! RAMville's binary is safe."

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    "Well, most of it"

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    "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
  10. gingerale

    gingerale Dread Pirate

    And what a wacky adventure that was. ♥
  11. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    Meanwhile, in an urban basketball place...

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    "C'mon dude, you have to light up this reefer if you want to be one of the pros like us!"

    "But I don't wanna!"

    "All the cool kids are doing it!"

    "O-oh. Okay..."

    BUT SUDDENLY

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    "Easy there, kid. Don't throw your life away because of a marihuana!"

    "Kid Kool! I'll never do drugs again!"

    "Good on you, kid. And remember..."

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  12. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    We're not done yet
  13. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    >Well, you know what you must do now...

    ...You must single-handedly fight, and win, the entire war on drugs.

    Think you're a rad enough dude to do it?_
  14. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    smoke it right in front of those kids
  15. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    WORLD WIDE WEB does not endorse the cool crime of drugs
  16. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    smoke it right in front of the kids
  17. gingerale

    gingerale Dread Pirate

    Make a fire and burn the evil drug
  18. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

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    Cyber City, the Big Cookie. At last, you've made it.

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    The corruption is worse than you thought. The city is overrun with deadly hackers! There's no way you'll be able to take the main datapath to the Mainframe without getting terminated!

    What do you do?
  19. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    smoke some weed
  20. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    weed is not a joke it kills 1 billion people each year

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