Drunken Yes

Discussion in 'Sodom' started by Almost Human, May 13, 2012.

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  1. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) Hidden Expedition games are very hard when you've been drinking.

    ) I snapped at a supervisor today. I think I'm getting too big for my britches.

    )I wonder who wears a bigger bra; RE5 Chris or REmake Jill Valentine.

    ) The rain prevented us from dancing tonight, but at least we had music.
  2. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) oh If only it was Friday, this drunkenness would no go to waste. Instead I have o be a productive human being tomorrow. Curse this steady and awesome job!

    ) I can't help but notice how empowered little Red Riding Hood has been as of late. She's been sticking it to that metaphor for men!

    ) If the killer in Heavy Rain is who they say it was, there are a lot of plot holes and unanswered questions. And just who were the bad guys in Indigo Prophecy? Mayan Management Super Bugs? I don't even.

    ) I wonder if dogs really can see ghosts. Maybe also ghost dogs. That's quite the privilege.
  3. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) sometimes I get drunk and struggle to cover myself with a blanket. I feel like a 5 year old with underdeveloped motor skills except I smell like a goth club and
    Marilyn Manson music.

    )Mermaids would have really weird skeletons and need super big lungs. Maybe all their vital organs are in the fish bits and the human bits are all just really big lungs.

    ) Fuck it. I'm not going to the doctor tomorrow. My test results can wait until Tuesday.
  4. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) Finished the second season of American Horror story only to be incredibly confused...and then to realize that we'd missed an incredibly important episode that explained the fate of two major characters.

    ) Vodka out of a glass skull is not as classy or as tasty as one might assume.

    ) Why do some people think it's okay to blackmail people into dating them?

    ) I wish all kitties could tuck themselves into bed.
  5. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) Videodrome is a really interesting movie with really overt symbolism that I was still very interested in other people's interpretation of, even though I knew it wouldn't differ much from my own.

    ) I can't figure out my phone. How can something so new be so broken?

    ) one of my knuckles is all split open, did I get into a dream fight and punch the wall or bed?

    ) I never thought I'd be at a point in my life when I was taking orders from Kim Kardashian but here we are.

    ) Whoops, just fell asleep at my keyboard with all the lights on. Maybe the three hours of sleep I got last night wasn't enough...
  6. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) Sometimes I wonder just what kind of deal was made, without my consent, that resulted in my soul being sold to Capcom and Vertigo.

    ) More nightmares, every night.

    ) Everyone brought work home this weekend but I promised myself I wouldn't touch it until Sunday. I need a night to relax.

    ) I wonder if I could actually fight a monkey. Probably not though.

    ) Got called fat for the first time in a while today. Must be working too hard.
  7. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) Drawing is hard while drinking.

    ) I REALLY want a goat pokemon.

    ) I just had a 20 minute conversation with someone who accidentally called my number. He's traveled a lot!

    ) I hope everyone watched at least one exploitation film in their life.

    ) There are kids out there that don't know about red and blue 3D glasses. This is a good thing, but also a sad thing. That shit never worked well.
  8. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) mah dreams be weird.

    ) So it turns out you CAN eat too much candy in one sitting.

    ) Everyone I know goes to bed so early. I miss having a crew that watched the sun rise. I know asking people to drink for 6 hours is asking a lot, but one night like the old days would be nice.

    ) I wish every fear could be faced with underwear and swords.

    ) There are a lot more horror porno spoofs than I anticipated.

    ) Texting while drinking? BEST IDEA.

    ) I miss you Dale Cooper.
  9. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) Whhhhy didn't I take Monday off? Getting a root canal and then going into work is seeming more and more like a bad idea.

    ) I was surprised to learn the SciFi Monster Movie this week was "Bermuda tentacles". Was not surprised to learn this is also the name of a porno.

    ) I want to play a multi player game where you can be either Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Nathan Drake and whichever of the three gets the treasure first wins.

    ) My roommate drunkenly noticed more symbolism in Return to Oz than I did sober. I am proud of her.
  10. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) Thanksgiving alone seems like a good excuse to dust this thread off!

    ) I don't think, however, this amount of wine is a good idea to play my oh-so-special x-box one games with. They track your every move and I can only imagine how strong the forces of Mordor would be after Talion drunkenly jumps and misses their asses in every situation.

    )It's always a safe bet to assume that voice is Troy Baker's until someone conclusively proves otherwise.

    ) I don't really have a good reason, but I saw the Lil' Mac amiibo and now I want one. I don't even have anything I can use it with.

    ) Someone made a de-make of Resi 1 for the NES. That is amazing.
  11. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) Oh no! I accidentally drunk!

    ) I have never forgotten my phone anywhere in my life until this week. In three days I've left it lying at work twice. I do not know what is wrong with me.

    ) The log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.
  12. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) Oh Halloween, how many times can I celebrate you in a week? Not enough!

    ) I can't shut my face during the constantine show. I pause and give backstory and then apologize and then do it again.

    ) I hope these are my pants.

    ) The last few times I've partied I've ended up with more booze than I started with. THis is amazing and should continue for the rest of my life.
  13. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) oOOoOoooo noOOoOo Hingarian alcohol!

    ) Thankfully my friends text walked me home

    ) 50 bucks and a story is apparently an appropriate engagement party present

    ) I keep sneezing on myself
  14. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) Wherps. Got drunk to play skyrim and do my laundry! Probably won't make it to the doctor tomorrow, ah well. I didn't have an appointment anyway.

    ) For the third time I was told I should be a History Teacher tonight because of the way I drunkenly present historical events.

    ) I've watched quite a few documentaries on heavy metal music.

    ) This is my last weekend before I'm exiled to Nova Scotia for Christmas. Pray to your darkest gods for me.
  15. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) I honestly didn't think I would make it home tonight. I have to stop taking these chances.

    ) My friend hinted that I pressured him into buying the wrong gamin console. He can fuck off.

    ) I guess I'm a homophobe now. Telling someone to suck your cock makes you that now I guess. According to people.

    ) P5 looks way badass. I am excite.
  16. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) I accidently so drunk.
    ) I was in no shape to walk but did anyway
    )Bog hero six wasn't as good as I'd heard
    ( BRaaaaahhh
  17. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) I didn't walk my friend home and now I feel super guilty.
    ) I was drawing a murder mystery but I took a break to draw my D&D character's backstory, even though no DM would ever let me play him.
    ) Work is terrible right now. But I've had more dollars than ever before. which is still less than most but dangis it fun to have.
    ) I don't think I can go back to less than three meals a day. I've been spoiled now.
    )You can "creed-ify" pretty much any song. Ever.
  18. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) whoa dang I accidentally got drunk
    ) And then I started a new file in Harvest Moon.
    )Friggin why?
  19. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) Gundammit I missed a livestream, Fsck
    )I don'r even know how I made it home tonight
    ) I don't even like cider
    ) but I do like wind waker
    ) playing it right now is a bad idea though. Even thogh I saw 3 woodchucks .
  20. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    ) MY NET CAME BACK!!!!
    ) I celebrated by playing destiny and getting drunk. Then stopping playing destiny.
    )now I'm listening to 90's alt rock. Amazing how in just a few years the definition of alt rock has changed to now mean indie contemporary.
    )Oh my god it's been 20 years. Well fuck.
    ) I'mma show proper respect and respond to you guys while not drunk and listening to three motherfuckin' doors down. God we thought we were edgy in the late 90's
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