Desolate Wasteland [I'll Get Back To This... Uh, Never]

Discussion in 'Multi-Media Adventures' started by Swari, Jul 14, 2011.

  1. Swari

    Swari Beepy Lobster Man

    I talked about restarting this when we got the new forum, and here we are. So I might as well see if this gets any attention or not...

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    A young man is asleep in his bed. He... really seems to be dedicated to it. He's got headphones on and everything, blocking out pretty much all sound.

    ...

    Yeah, watching him sleep is pretty boring.

    Perhaps we should attempt to do something to awaken this kid?
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  2. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    Window: explode
  3. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    Plant: Grow too big and attempt to strangle kid
  4. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    Headphones: Blast Death Metal
  5. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

    Child: Wake up, come on, let's try to avoid all this insane bullshit.
    This IS a desolate wasteland.
    What if a giant worm eats you in your sleep?
    Or do you want that?
  6. biggs hoson

    biggs hoson ghosts need love too

    Rooster: Smash through a window and knock something over.
  7. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    fire: always have been burning since the world's been turning
  8. Swari

    Swari Beepy Lobster Man

    >Headphones: Blast Death Metal

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    This appears to have awoken the boy.

    But not unaccording to schedule, however. That is his alarm.

    During the night, he and the other kids of his neighborhood must wear these sound-proof headphones to prevent the screams, shrieks, and grumbles of the night from keeping them awake. So when an alarm clock is needed, the sound is played directly into the headphones, making sure they are not late for anything. Which, in DRAKE MILIEU'S case, would be school.
  9. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    >elaborate in a conveniently expository way on these strange night noises!

    >or just get ready and go to school
  10. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    elaborate in a conveniently expository way on the nature of your pajamas
  11. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

    Assume the worst on these night situations, but explain anyway!

    Also, get yo butt out of bed!
    Ya'll need to go to school and learn some stuff!
  12. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    >Punch skyward to show enthusiasm. Then put pants on OH MY GOD PUT SOME PANTS ON
  13. Retrieve your other arm.
  14. Swari

    Swari Beepy Lobster Man

    >Drake: Explain the nightly noises

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    No one knows much about these noises. All they know is that they're loud and annoying. And what's bad is that most of them don't sound human.

    And what's worse is that a few of them do.

    You don't really need your headphones on anymore, so you remove them and place them on your bed.

    >Drake: Explain pajamas


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    These are not pajamas. I mean, they are not just pajamas.

    They are actually the school uniform of WELKINSULA HIGH SCHOOL, and are made from a mixture of fabrics to create a fabric that is unable to tear, wrinkle, and is overall comfortable.

    In fact, they're so comfortable that most students there never take them off, unless they get them stained. Drake is no exception.

    >Drake: Get ready for school


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    He pretty much is!

    All he needs to do is to put some shoes on, and eat.

    But usually his VARMIENT delivers your food by now. Where is he at? Is he outside?

    Oh yeah, probably should explain what a Varmient is.

    Drake's parents, among everyone else's, are busy all the time, as their city requires quite a bit of power to keep itself functioning. Kids are lucky to see their parents an hour any day.

    That's where Varmients come in. They are genetically engineered from several species of animal, living and extinct, and act as a sort of guardian for the child. They are always engineered with one domestic animal to give them pet-like behavior, and a winged animal to allow flight.

    Because in addition to guardians, Varmients are also part pet and part epic mount.
  15. qiam

    qiam Guest

    > Vampire bat + mastiff = flying hellhound
  16. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    > chickadee + hamster = something completely useless and completely adorable
  17. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    Pterodactyl + rottweiler = the best pet/guardian/mount you will ever own
  18. qiam

    qiam Guest

    > Iguana + vampire bat = motherfucking dragons, man
  19. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

    > Axolotl + Pterodactyl = ferocious, regenerating I don't know wtf beast.
  20. Varkarrus

    Varkarrus I have class

    Rhino + Hamster

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