“Ah fuck.” said Draga, as he looked at the giant drill that had taken up residence in the hole where his stomach used to be seconds ago. “That is going to sting like a bitch in the morning.” If you are wondering why this cat-eared stranger was impaled on the end of a wooden drill, or why said drill was attached to a robot controlled by an evil Scandinavian fiend, or why hot dogs come in packages of 8 whilst hot dog buns come in packages of 6 then read on and welcome to the Adventures of Starring: Draga, the half cat, half human, all English super speedster with a flare for the dramatic and a love of the cutes The Bigman, the dapper man in a top hat who will wreck yout shit with his mighty strength Bandages, the mysterious shapeshifter. No one knows what he truly looks like or where he is from. All they know is that he is firmly dedicated to bringing justice. Atomic, the music maestro with the ability to control sounds. Able to lay the smackdown and rock out simultaneously. Draga keeps pestering him to play battle themes in fights. Krakash, the super smart engineer with the ability to bend reality itself over and make it his bitch in the name of science. And finally their brave and courageous leader, the mighty Captain Zaven, 39th Defender of Earth! Wielder of the legendary Dragon Bokken and trained the the ways of the Grapist, the mere mention of his name strikes fear into the hearts of criminals and produce alike. Together, from their underground base known as the Hidden Level, these heroes defend the city of Foratopia in the Land of MSPA from the forces of evil, including the mad Lord Swedish, the demonic Almost Human and the diabolic hamsterman Varrakus. Now, go forth great heroes! In the name of truth, justice and the Internet way!