AMERICAN THANKSGIVING, A LIVE ACTION ONLINE FILM

Discussion in 'Sodom' started by Terrorbuns, Nov 4, 2015.

  1. SO, AS WE'RE IN THE ODD PERIOD SANDWICHED BETWEEN THE MONTH OF SPOOKS AND THE MONTH OF TOO MUCH SPIRIT, WE AMERICANS CELEBRATE A HOLIDAY WITH TURKEY AND DELICIOUS FOODS.

    WHILE WE LACK THE MEANS OF ACTUALLY MAKING FOOD ONLINE {soon maybe we can, 3d printing better not let me down}, WE HAVE THE MEANS TO CELEBRATE THE OTHER HALF OF THANKSGIVING, WHICH IS AWKWARD FAMILY GATHERINGS.

    we can do better tho

    we can have non-awkward family gatherings

    honestly i have no idea where im going with this but this thread is for thanksgiving/acting like a loving family i guess???????????????

    anyways it's November let's party :cool:
  2. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    AMERICAN THANKSGIVING IS A LIE!
    A SHAM MADE UP BY BIG TURKEY TO SPREAD THE DWINDLING SUPPLY OF DELICIOUS BIRDS EVENLY ACROSS THE CONTINENT!

    Fight the power!
    Do not gather! Instead spend the day alone quietly eating non-birds! Then eat turkey every single day the rest of the year! Show big turkey you will not be a pawn in their delicious game!
  3. NotAPumpkin

    NotAPumpkin Game maker and tie breaker

    Merry Thanksgiving!

    that's what you say right

    in america I mean
  4. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    no actually the proper greeting is "thanksgiving go bragh"
  5. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    Goddammit why can't you AMERICANS do this in September like normal people?

    Looks like I have to go murder some birds for sustenance. And Corn. And so many Mashed Potatoes that people could literally drown in it.

    Help me make a list or whatever.
  6. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    nothing is more important than the perfectly cylindrical canned cranberry sauce
  7. hot dogs shaped like turkey
    cranberry sauce shaped like sweet potatoes
    ham force-rendered like cranberry sauce
    white cotton candy shaped like mashed potatoes
    sweet potatoe mash shaped like punkin pie
    gravy in beer bottles
  8. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    lmu gets it
  9. ya'll are some Top-Grade Sinners I'll tell ya what
  10. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    For American Thanksgiving I'm thankful that world peace has finally be achieved and that we've discovered a cure for affluenza
  11. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    You all can't tell me what to do!

    MERRY TURKEY, EVERYONE!!!
  12. Blank_

    Blank_ Transgender Asshole

    I refuse to celebrate western imperialism!
  13. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    what about pranksgiving, an alternative holiday where you go back in time and prank colonialists
  14. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    What if I prank one of the colonists so hard that it changes the timeline?
  15. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    Then it was probably always meant to be. That silly time steam really seems to patch itself up nicely.
  16. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    Well if you say so! I mean, I was really worried that I'd screwed up for a minute there! hahaha
  17. ectocal

    ectocal Hapster

    Ha ha, quite right! Cheers, old bean.
  18. Captain Zaven

    Captain Zaven ribbed for her pleasure

    a few years ago me and my family spent thanksgiving together watching animated film free birds, in which the colonialists are pranked by owen wilson turkey and also woody harrelson turkey.
    the prank was pizza
  19. Blank_

    Blank_ Transgender Asshole

    Has anyone mentioned what an islamophobic garbage pile the movie American sniper was?
  20. Blank_

    Blank_ Transgender Asshole

    Because American sniper was a garbage pile of islamophobic propaganda

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