Adventures in Internet

Discussion in 'Multi-Media Adventures' started by Tesseract, Dec 6, 2011.

  1. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    I've decided to visit the fan art subforum.

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    I am greeted by breathtaking imagery of the local fauna. It's as if these majestic creatures are standing right in front of me. The pictures are surely the work of the finest artists of the land.

    Alas, I feel as if I am disturbing the beauty of this scene. Perhaps I shall return later, but for now I shall visit the suggestions forum.

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    Great scott! Mammoths, Krakens, and Golden Chickens? Can one truly toy with reality in such a way? It's as if I have stumbled upon a realm of gods.

    Maybe one of these topics will shed some light on the subject?

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I am lucky to escape the encounter with my life! Perhaps a different thread will yield better results.

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    Curiously, some of the natives have reacted to this member's ritual with hostility.

    By now I believe I have studied their behavior enough to understand how to proceed. I must make a suggestion thread in order to gain their trust.
  2. Varkarrus

    Varkarrus I have class

    Suggest Meatcrafting.
  3. Draga

    Draga Cat Scratch Fever

    Thosssssssse are ssssssssome very nice abssssssss you have there........
  4. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    start an mspaint adventure

    admit nothing
  5. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    start an mspaint adventure where you make an account on Hidden Level
  6. DevilEd

    DevilEd Call me BellaDante

    Suggest that notch tea bagging, and guns, and should get rid of creepers.
  7. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    Ask them how to get to the best places.
  8. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    December 7th, 2011

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    After familiarizing myself with this "minecraft", the suggestion is posted.

    Now I wait.
  9. Varkarrus

    Varkarrus I have class

    surreptitiously insult everyone.
  10. biggs hoson

    biggs hoson ghosts need love too

    Try to justify your suggestion by repeating whatever you just said.
  11. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

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    Oh no!

    Results are disastrous. I seem to have violated some aspect of their suggestion rituals, thereby provoking aggression.

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    Judging by the avatar, the third member must be some sort of royalty. They wear a signature of what is most assuredly words of wisdom, seemingly penned by their own hand! What luck, to get so close to such an individual this early on my journey.

    But wait, it appears one of the locals approves of meatcrafting! Could I have gained acceptance?

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    Apparently not. One of the other spectators attempts to tear them apart with an incredibly witty insult.

    The hamster-avatared individual must be a braver soul than I to return after such a sick burn.

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    The frog-avatar retorts with even more wit!

    I'll have to steer this topic back on-course! But how?

    Aww man, I forgot to post that you can mine animals with meatite tools for triple the amount of meat
  12. This is a beautiful thread.

    You should respond in a very hurt tone that you weren't joking and you thought it was a good idea.
  13. Bandages

    Bandages Dr. Stringz

    do not post words

    instead post a diagram of the benefits of meatcrafting

    include to mention that it is stupid to hate meatcrafting with a bullshit data point. The local fauna will probably be smitten with your challenge of their opinions!
  14. Varkarrus

    Varkarrus I have class

    suck up to that hamster fellow.
  15. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    That's it! I shall win them over through a simple diagram.

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    Masterful. When the natives gaze upon this, they will at last understand the greatness that is meatcrafting.
  16. Varkarrus

    Varkarrus I have class

    okay cool. Now make another suggestion.
  17. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    make other posts in reasonable places so people don't get suspicious and think you're a JOKE

    even though

    such a notion is ludicrous
  18. Bandages

    Bandages Dr. Stringz

    Find another suggestion (any will do)

    And critique it because it lacks imagination.

    Then, maybe in a post or two, say that you had the sudden idea that notch should add imagination to the game. Bonus points if you craft it with meat. Double Extra bonus points if you tie it back to your original suggestion.
  19. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    Check the native's responses...
  20. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    December 8th, 2011

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    Responses are even worse! Perhaps I should ask "TehEPICD00D" for an ice pack.

    But before I can be taken aback by the barrage of cleverness, something very distressing catches my eye.

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    The dreaded pi/pie joke.

    I was incorrect in my initial observations. These people are savages.

    Nonetheless, I am a man of science and have no choice but to continue on.

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    Perhaps I would have more luck commenting on others' suggestions. But which ones?
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